Superman Sucks.
I make no secret that I’m not the biggest fan of Superman. I’m a Batman guy, and probably always will be.
Bam! Kapow! ran this piece recently – Why Superman Will Always Suck. (Thanks to Ish for the link)
That said, I don’t ALWAYS hate him. As this article points out, Superman fits best in stories when Batman is kicking the crap out of him.
Basically, Bam! Kapow! makes the following points:
- Indestructibility is boring.
- Moral absolutism is only cool when Rorschach does it (and then only because he’s kind of insane)
- Superman can’t really claim right-wing American values when he’s from another planet. (I would debate this, as he’s a classic immigrant, but whatever)
- Powers given < powers earned
- Batman > Superman (See!)
- And “To fix these problems is to turn him into another superhero altogether”
Its pretty well presented, and seriously, who really likes Superman?

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